Duck Dating

I've always been a skeptic to online dating but I thought I'd sign up on duckdating.com for fun to see what kind of quack jobs were on there. I seemed to have found quite the swan though... But then again anyone can seem perfectly nice and cute until you meet them and they end up being a psycho who wants to get married and have your ducklings after the first month then ends up ducking your best friend and taking all your money along with it.  Her name is Bernadine. She's red. And I'm taking her to Cook and Collins.  Wish me luck!